Always in the bathroom, I see bugs. Ants have migrated from the kitchen to the bathroom. I have no idea why, but it seems there's a trail in the wall between the two rooms.
How do I know this? As I'm using the facilities this evening, I notice an ant on the floor. It has a seed that fell from the top of a piece of bread that I failed to pick up.
I don't eat bread in the bathroom. Neither does Wiley.
What an enterprising, hungry little fella. Had he made it home, I'm sure he would've been a hero.
I left him attached to his prize as I picked him up with some toilet paper and flushed him.